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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.03 14:27:00 -
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AND MY KITTENS!
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.03 17:53:00 -
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tru fax
Chix dig adorable guys in blue hats with yellow balls Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.03 20:41:00 -
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Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy?
As Skippermonkey's campaign manager and novice word smith, I can assure you that he can keep track of who has said what at the CSM summit conferences, provide names, and take pictures if you desire.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.04 15:33:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote:Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:Preliminaries: Can you at least operate a camera? What is the theological suposition of the absorption of life forces? Do you coallesce into a dual/multiple existance as a capsuleer with resulting multiple personalities? Considering the augmentation of personalities as a result of clone life energy absorption if so, is this considered the modern application in the new eden environment of gene therapy? I like turtles
And there you have it folks. No rhetoric. No false promises. No lies.
..Just what's best for the game we all love. Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.06 14:01:00 -
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Mintrolio wrote:CONFRIMIGN YOU CAN HAFIGN MINE GOAT.
ALSO YOU HAFIGN HONSET FACE. MANY PEEPOL SHOULD SUPPROT YOU.
GOD LUCKS
KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!
Thank you kind sir for your support for Skippermonkey's honest face, wearing a blue hat with a fuzzy little ball.
May God Lucks to you and your goats. <3
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.08 19:45:00 -
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Skippermonkey no longer anonymous
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.08 23:38:00 -
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Raptor217 wrote:This guy is literally a joke. You really think you're going to get CCP to allow you to absorb SP from everyone you pod? Ahahaha
It's okay there guy, he's just trying to get through life just like you are.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.10 15:17:00 -
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Iam Widdershins wrote: I know what being a CSM is about. Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me.
That is adorable that you feel so threatened
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.10 23:50:00 -
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Osabojo wrote:Iam Widdershins wrote: I know what being a CSM is about. Why you would tell me things that are already totally apparent and then pretend to have won is beyond me.
In my experience, "everybody and nobody" is pretty bad at game design and anticipating loopholes in potential game mechanics.
I think a serious candidate for CSM should have enough of a sense of humor to see threads like this for what they are instead of giving people grief for having a little fun. You take yourself way too seriously and will probably be very difficult for the other CSM members to work with, resulting in completely ineffective representation of the demographic that votes for you. Also I like Skippermonkey, even though I really hate monkeys.
I agree. I believe the turn-of-events trend here, (with a more realistic addition to some of the staple current CSMs), will make it a more pleasant experience for all involved. It's time for less rhetoric and more intelligence for a few of the dark horse candidates.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.12 00:53:00 -
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you done good.
<3 Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.14 14:44:00 -
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Serene Repose wrote: It's just that...you're you.
Confirming Skipper is Skipper. This is why he is loved.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.16 16:19:00 -
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..at least Skippermonkey's cute compared to the other candidates. Because that IS important to the chix vote. Skipper also sports a better hat...that adorable little blue hat with the yellow ball.
ISN'T HE PRECIOUS GIRLS??!!
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.16 18:02:00 -
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Thanks for that link! We've been having a marvelous time...it's like looking at an old class yearbook :D Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.18 15:44:00 -
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Endeavour Starfleet wrote:Ok thanks for the response.
Yet due to your ignorance on incursions I will not support you for CSM7 sorry.
...probably missed the sarcasm? If you're looking for a candidate that will say the things you want to hear, you will for sure look elsewhere.
If you're looking for someone to bust in like ole' John Wayne and present the woes of the little peoples, such as you and I, then I would reconsider your vote for Skippermonkey. For a realistic approach to the CSM.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.02.23 14:26:00 -
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Skippermonkey wrote: COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE  Asobi Mashou wrote:Vote for Skippermonkey because a chicken in every pot in the hand is better than two in the rolling stone that gathers no moss and we'll fight them on the beaches with a Drake in every hangar! We shall never surrender!!!
WINNING
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.02 20:15:00 -
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FORPETESSAKES...
...4 DAYS 'TIL THE ERECTIONS AND SKIPPERMONKEY GOES ON A TWO DAY HOLIDAY!!
WHO DOES THAT?!
he's probably eating some bottom feeding sea spider liver again... Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.02 20:41:00 -
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Franklin D Roosevelt wrote:The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills (which can be viewed in more detail here)
This is a pretty terrible idea but it isn't that shocking coming from some pubby reject.
You're not prone to having much fun are you?
Bless your heart.
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.02 20:49:00 -
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Franklin D Roosevelt wrote:Zixie Draco wrote:Franklin D Roosevelt wrote:The introduction of the 'highlander rule', which is upon podding a person you will absorb all their SP and skills (which can be viewed in more detail here)
This is a pretty terrible idea but it isn't that shocking coming from some pubby reject. You're not prone to having much fun are you? Bless your heart. Thanks for the blessing Zixie! We should meet up some time for a donut or some cheetos or something.
You're welcome! Thanks for the invitation...I knew there was a fun guy hidden in there some where :)
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.02 23:16:00 -
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only if you vote for Skippermonkey Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.05 15:39:00 -
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Because Skippermonkey has best posters...that's why. Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.06 16:20:00 -
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It's almost time.
Remember to vote for Skippermonkey.
....You know you want to.
Plus, no one will EVER find out you actually voted for him instead of who you were told to vote for.
Like shooting at the Jita Monument...it just makes sense. Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.06 17:47:00 -
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At least you didn't ask for The Mitten's broomstick..
Some of most of this is doable.
Especially the part where the money will be blown on Somer Blink.  Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.07 17:24:00 -
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Thank you for your support Buzzdog and for the vote for Skippermonkey!
I'm glad to see you did your part for king and country  Would you like a kitten? |

Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.07 20:20:00 -
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Grikath wrote:Dear Skipper, you disappoint me..
I give you a handle on what can be one of the biggest Tomfooleries in EVE, and you start with "a couple of dreads"
Nay! Nay! Nay! Sir... Far be it from me to contradict your PR officer at so precious a time, but you miss a true Aurum opportunity
While the whole idea amounts to your side to actual...effort... [/shudder], the idea of getting the mitten to Froth, and getting/bribing/plying with drink a Dev/senior programmer/the janitor so far to actually turn "Tears of the Mitten" into an actual tradeable item and get it recognised as such and sell it.. But Alas.. as soon as mentioned, the idea is gone, and will be used and Ifruitlawyerdeadlocked by the person you seek to Froth..
Then again, I may just have raised the bar a bit, and you can still cash in on it. You have already proven to Flail outside the Box... you can do better!!!
I think those shellfish were BADZ for you..
I think I like...some..of ...
..I don't ..even...
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Zixie Draco
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Posted - 2012.03.12 13:00:00 -
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Is this over yet?
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Posted - 2012.03.16 16:22:00 -
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Buzzy...I don't even less than stellar review...those are Skipper's own words.
You're not trying to be mean are you?...because that wouldn't be very nice...now would it?
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